Tony Beard

Tony Beard currently resides in a hovel along a river in Southern Indiana with a large sign above the front door that reads, “No Refunds.”

His hobbies include building, refurbishing and sharpening guillotines, along with long walks on short piers. Insufferable fools can contact him at

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